
YOU CUM IN ME SO YOU CLEAN ME UP SKIN
Meanwhile, while vaginal fluids hold antimicrobial properties t hat have the capacity to help protect the urinary tract, letting them soak into your skin can have a similar effect to semen. Judging from these ingredients, despite any potential to help exfoliate dead cells from the skin, it is more likely to cause irritation more than anything else if applied to the face and left there for any extended period of time.”

As Joshua Zeichner, Director of Cosmetic and Clinical Research in the Department of Dermatology at Mount Sinai Hospital, told Allure magazine, “The fluid contains a combination of sperm, enzymes, acids, and lipids. Moving on to the more erotic sauces, despite some pervasive rumors claiming semen can alleviate acne and wrinkles, the truth is, allowing man juice to settle onto your skin is an open invitation to irritation. For starters, as he previously explained to us in regards to washing after a workout, “You want to hop in the shower or, at the very least, wash your face immediately after a workout or any heavy bout of perspiration, or else you’ll be looking at a pretty nasty breakout.” While sex is admittedly less exercise than everyone wants to believe, most people find themselves at least somewhat sweaty after some action, so washing that perspiration away should help inhibit the development of odor and pimples. The right move, meanwhile, is somewhere in between these approaches, according to dermatologist Anthony Rossi. It’s a question that has motivated many a Reddit thread, with some online preachers emphasizing the importance of urgent post-coital washing and others possessing a more nonchalant attitude toward being covered in sensual juices, claiming they wait until the next morning before even considering a shower.

Which, for many, has inspired the question, should we wash up immediately after having sex? Look, fervently bumping bodies involves producing and swapping a hodgepodge of bodily fluids that inevitably linger around your nethers until the next shower. Sex has the potential to be astonishingly dirty, and while I mean that figuratively, I also mean that quite literally.
